no, I’m a princess
bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance
L O A D I N G …
D I A L U P N O I S E S
steve and bucky making up random stories from their past and convincing the other avengers that it actually happened (◡‿◡✿)
science side why this do that
water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle
thank u science side
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
wtf kind of turtle is that
science of tumblr can you please explain this
DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE
the kid from the nanny mcphee movie is no longer a kid
i see no difference
I’ve never seen a grown man look so disturbingly like a small child.
he looks like a teenage martin freeman
can we all take a moment to remember that he was in doctor who too
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year in highschool
even after aradia dies in a car accident in their junior year
i hate you
I’m sorry but:
Please please please create a block button, where the people on your ignore list cannot see your posts, or your blog; they cannot send you messages, they cannot reblog…and you cannot see their posts, their blog, and you cannot send them messages.
Tumblr staff, you need to get on Facebook level with that. I would really appreciate that. Please and thank you.
^^ Seriously though.