I’m sorry people who looked for seasonings and found alien lesbians.
I’m sorry people who looked for herbs and found an alien catgirl
I’m sorry people who looked for greek gods and found alien greasers
Theory: Every year Balthazar infiltrates the Academy and forces them to pick someone else over Leonardo Dicaprio because he’s still mad about The Titanic.
that explains it
Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.
I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”
these two boys from my class went dressed today as that psycho from scream and no-face from spirited away. they started making out right in front of everyone. it was the most disturbing thing i’ve ever seen.
just when i thought things couldn’t get any weirder, the scooby-doo gang showed up and jason joined scream and no-face
wtf kinda school is this
obviously a school I should have attended in my younger years
I have been kissed whilst in a relationship. so as the kissee I could claim that I wasn’t responsible for it, but I was still a part of it so I took responsibility and stuff and told the person whom I was dating that it happened
Well considering I’m dating her, I would kiss her more cause she’s awesome :)
Have a Feferi gently booping around your dash!
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE
- non binary
THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE
- an asshole
- a goose
I ate fried chicken as Davesprite because I thought it would be ironic do I win
The FUCKING TWINS
everyones like “HORRIBLE ACCUSATION” and the twins are like “hell ye”