Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
why are people against the ice bucket challenge it’s for a good cause and you get to see all these celebrities in wet clothing clinging to their chests what is the downside why do you not like joy
i had a hunch that this was not gonna turn out like garbage?? turns out it did. buT HEY! its something other than davekat for once would ya look at that
What does this mean
um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means
a question i ask myself regularly
"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have."
((this is the most homestuck non-homestuck thing ever))
Sculptures by Jim Skull
Jim F. Faure, known as Jim Skull, is the creator of these amazing sculptures. If the photos are impressive, imagine seeing them in person. The human skull is full of symbolism. The most common association that comes to mind when we see a skull, is death. But when I look at Jim’s sculptures, I see the skull as the home that contains and protects our thoughts and ideas, which live in the brain.
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
this is my dream date