reyairia:

Hello, my name is Strong Female Character, and my secret power is reaffirming the heterosexuality of the disproportionately male cast.

What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man thing to steal everyone’s land or money.

bitteroreo:

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caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

ostracizedpoodle:

NASA just announced that they’re going to be launching the earth into space

iceomseonixt:

bananaschnapple:

A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?

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impromptuelena:

For a crazy, demented death eater, Barty Crouch Jr. was a very good teacher.

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I’m worth twelve of you, Malfoy."

Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone / Sorcerer’s Stone

It’s Neville’s birthday! Celebrate with some of his best quotes.

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mugglebornheadcanon:

272. One day a few muggleborns find an all-black dragon that ilooks like a baby Night Fury so they insist on naming it Toothless. It confuses the purebloods because “why would you name a dragon Toothless if it has teeth?”

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herhmione:

happy 34th birthday to harry james potter! (and jk rowling)

herhmione:

happy 34th birthday to harry james potter! (and jk rowling)

Happy 34th Birthday Harry James Potter! (July 31)

mydraco:

Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980

weavemunchers:

Define my URL on urban dictionary so I can pretend to be cool on the internet

neckbearcl:

sexhaver:

okay since yall seem to be incapable of identifying fake sj posts here’s a handy guide:

  1. go to the source of the post
  2. check the tags
  3. if it’s tagged with two thousand variations of “otherkin” and “headspace” and “sj” then it is 100% fake no exceptions and if you reblog it unironically you are a bad person

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neckbearcl:

sexhaver:

okay since yall seem to be incapable of identifying fake sj posts here’s a handy guide:

  1. go to the source of the post
  2. check the tags
  3. if it’s tagged with two thousand variations of “otherkin” and “headspace” and “sj” then it is 100% fake no exceptions and if you reblog it unironically you are a bad person

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